His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize