i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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