so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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