And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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