I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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