I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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