He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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