I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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