I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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