it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Blood and glitter go together right?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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