scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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