i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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