he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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