need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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