all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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