thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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