the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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