new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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