butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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