I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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