Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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