She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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