my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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