I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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