It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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