Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
where are you?
Hypothermia
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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