I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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