i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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