it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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