So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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