Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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