Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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