He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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