I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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