Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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