i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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