Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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