I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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