the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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