I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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