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Puke
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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