how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Your dad touched me again.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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