I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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