she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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