your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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