I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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