so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just pee around me
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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