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Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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