Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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