I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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